New Fascination

So your latest fascination has been with my hat. It is a camo hat with a mountain dew logo on the front of it. They sent it to me in appreciation of the quantity of mountain dew I consume on a weekly basis. Ironically I also received some Repella fishing lures from them on this basis as well.

As I have been wearing this hat recently you have found it to be a most fantastic distraction, and you continually seek to have it in your possession. Your now sitting up and demanding attention from your mother as you wish to show her your great progress in this accomplishment.